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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:41 am

yeah well werewolves r hairy and they smell keep that in mind
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:03 am

not in the books there not, but i dont know, i would go with a mixture, half vampire half werewolf. Thats my dream guy, doesnt glow in the sun, doesnt hunger my blood 24/7, and doesnt kill me when he has a hissy fit. Yet he is muscly, fast, super strong, a super duper HOT!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:10 pm

that is a moive called underworld revolution i think, and if im wrong, im sorry
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:13 am

but super duper hot!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:46 pm

Werewolves are muscular and manly, not prissyied-up nutered dudes that society is presenting to us today
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:52 pm

*jaw drops* did you just decribe edward as a neutered pretty boy!??!!?!? TAKE IT BACK!!!!! Edward IS muscular read te fucking book!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:28 pm

*ROTFL* you did it now ppl
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:27 pm

no, i didn't mean that edward was a nuetered pretty boy (thought he is hot and he cant have kids) I meant that modern society is telling men to be smart and to *be in touch with there feminine side* which is pure bull shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:25 am

he cant have kids? wait dont ruin it, ill find eclipse some time, NOONE HAS IT!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:28 pm

HE'S A VAMPIRE! VAMPIRES ARE STERILE!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:11 pm

still dont get how that works. but then again how does being a vampire work
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:58 am

wat,maybe he doesnt produce, you know, "tadpoles" cause his dead?
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:31 pm

everyfluid in his body is body is replaced with venom, so like he cries venom he has venom saliva...so on,,..
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:08 am

AHA! so if they you know "do it" she will become a vampire! NO BITING!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:35 pm

No,the only venom is in his mouth, not his seman. I wonder if he can get hard. Or maybe hes permantently hard, being made of stone-like substance and all.
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:48 am

no that stuff IS venom, but it wouldnt affect bella unless she was cut, which uh during sex...anythings possible
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:49 am

i feel uncomfertable talking about edward and bellas sex life, change of topic
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:09 pm

its a young adult book people, i dont think its gonna happen
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:44 am

i think it might, but itll cut off before the "oh edward" parts
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:22 pm

Meyer is mormon, I don't think that'll she have them have sex before marrage. Maybe she'll imply it, like on there wedding night.
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:28 am

i know what she is trying to do! she is trying to brainwash us with her incredable writing abilities! "Edward, what are you thinking?"bella asks concerned. "I was just thinking about how if we dont get married that i am going to leave you for a true beleiver, who actually who cares what god thinks."
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Thu May 01, 2008 6:05 pm

What? Suspect what does that have to do with them having sex?
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Fri May 02, 2008 11:33 pm

*confuzzilization*
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Mon May 05, 2008 12:30 pm

ya mum!
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PostSubject: Re: Eragon's father   Mon May 05, 2008 6:00 pm

Please speak english.
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